Oh, hi, it’s me, and I just found out the love of my life kissed another girl 1 year into our relationship and has constantly texted girls that he “wants to see them.” Isn’t life grand?

chosenperspective:

creammmmycococenter:

poetiic-motion:

powrightinthekisser:

denisefromoffgrovestreet:

jjsinterlude:

fuckchristmasss:

casualblessings:

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

And your bills.

Amen.

And some just for yourself and personal needs

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

And some to help those who deserve it

And enough to build your savings

slavery:

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

You would not believe your guts

kimpossibooty:

moondoor-representative:

kimpossibooty:

If ten million of deez nuts

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that